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The guys have really weird conversations. Occasionally, someone will say something so weird or funny that it gets written down on a sheet of paper with random, out of context quotes in the band room. To give you some insight into just what you're missing in the bandroom, we now include some of those quotes here. None of them will be attributed to their author. We don't want anyone to get in trouble with anybody! Definitly not safe for work...but funny as hell.
"I almost got into a fight with a priest over 'Wooly Bully'
once."
"We don't have mistakes. We have revisions."
"I think stewed tomatoes is a f*cked up thing, but I love pasta sauce like nobody's business."
"I knew a guy who f*cked Lucille Ball. He was an old dude...y'know...nothing weird."
"Professional c*cksuckers just don't do it."
"I know it's a sad, sad song, but I love popsicles."
"Hold on, motherf*ckers...where's our pancakes?!?"
"We don't have mistakes. We have revisions."
"I think stewed tomatoes is a f*cked up thing, but I love pasta sauce like nobody's business."
"I knew a guy who f*cked Lucille Ball. He was an old dude...y'know...nothing weird."
"Professional c*cksuckers just don't do it."
"I know it's a sad, sad song, but I love popsicles."
"Hold on, motherf*ckers...where's our pancakes?!?"
NSFW ALERT!!!